Toto and the Taxi Fare
Toto enters taxi with a chicken... conductor says no animals! Toto replies...
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About jokes.cd
WE TURN CONGOLESE STREET LIFE INTO GOLD
From taxi-bus 207 chaos to djalelo weddings, from Sapeurs to students — we collect real Kin life and turn it into jokes that heal.
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Kinshasa's Humour House Since 2011
jokes.cd started as a tiny cyber-café blog on Blvd Lumumba: one guy, one PC, 10 jokes a day. Today we are 14 writers, 6 cartoonists, 3 stand-up scouts and one very tired editor who laughs at everything.
We publish in English, French & Lingala — because a good joke in Matonge sounds different than in Gombe, but laughter is the same. Our mission: one laugh per Congolese per day. Free, no subscription, no wahala.
- ✅ 100% family-safe + street-smart editions — choose your spice
- ✅ Recorded at Gambela, Matonge, Bandal & Lubumbashi
- ✅ Performed by real comedians, tested on real taxi drivers
2011
Humble start
First 100 Toto jokes typed in a cyber. Site crashes from success.
2016
Lingala boom
We add Lingala section. Traffic x10. Taxi drivers become fans.
2021
10K jokes
Biggest joke archive in Central Africa. Meme studio opens.
2026
Laugh AI + Tour
Joke generator + national tour: Kin, Lubumbashi, Goma, Bukavu.
Pick your poison
6 JOKE TRIBES
Are you Toto team? Papa Blague team? Sapeur sarcasm? Choose your fighter.
★ Most loved
Toto & School
2,340 jokes. Toto vs teacher, Toto vs mom. Classic chaos.
Lingala
Mboka Jokes
Street Lingala, taxi, market, djalelo. 100% Kinshasa vibes.
Family
Papa Blague
Dad jokes so bad they're good. Groans guaranteed.
Visual
Memes & Images
1,100+ memes. Sapeurs, Fally vs Ferre debates.
Quick
One-Liners
30-second laughs for WhatsApp status & taxi rides.
Live
Stand-Up Stories
Long funny stories from stage nights. Popcorn ready.
🎰 Instant laugh machine — click & koseka!
Tested on 50 taxi drivers. 49 laughed, 1 asked for money.
👇 Today's random punchlineToto asks teacher: “Can I go to toilet?” Teacher: “Say it in English!” Toto: “Can toilet go to me? I'm busy!”
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TODAY'S FRESHEST JOKES & NEWS
Our editors pick the funniest stories every morning. Click to read full joke + punchline.
Maman Lipapa vs Neighbour
Lipapa burns, neighbour smells... war starts with a smile...
Read full joke →Papa Blague: Why Did Chicken Cross Blvd?
To prove to Sapeur he can walk better in stilettos...
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LAUGHTER IN PICTURES
ShowBuzz nights, street castings, meme studio behind the scenes.
“I came for 5 minutes, stayed 3 hours. My cheeks hurt for two days. jokes.cd is therapy!”
— Divine M., Bandal ★★★★★“I send Toto jokes to my kids in Paris every morning. They learn Lingala and laugh. Merci!”
— Papa Jacques, Gombe ★★★★★“Best site in .cd, no debate. Even my taxi driver knows all punchlines by heart.”
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QUESTIONS? TOSEPELI!
Everything about jokes.cd: free? family-safe? how to submit your joke? Can you perform?
Is jokes.cd really free? +
Yes! 100% free forever. We survive on smiles and small ads. No account, no paywall. Just click and laugh. New jokes every day at 7AM Kinshasa time.
In which languages are jokes? +
Three: English, French and Lingala. Many jokes are mixed — like real Kinshasa street talk. Look for tags [EN] [FR] [LIN] on each joke card.
Can I send my own joke? +
Absolutely! Use the form below. If your joke makes our taxi-driver test panel laugh, we publish it with your name in 48h and you join the Wall of Legends.
Do you do live shows? +
Every Saturday at ShowBuzz, Victoire + monthly tour to Lubumbashi, Goma, Bukavu. Follow the Stage section. Want us at your wedding or church? Write via contact form.
Are jokes family-safe? +
We have two modes: Family (green tag) safe for kids & church, and Street (orange tag) with Kinshasa slang for adults. You choose. No vulgarity, only cleverness.
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